Funniest engineering joke ever [Discussion topic]

Latest reply: Oct 30, 2019 23:27:38 534 28 8 0

Hello, Community!


What's the funniest engineering joke you've ever heard?


The user who shares the funniest one will get a special surprise! t_0003.gif

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ernesto_cupet6
MVE Created Oct 2, 2019 13:24:50 Helpful(1) Helpful(1)

Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
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I%20am%20a%20Telecommunication%20Engineer%20with%209%20years%20of%20experience%20with%20IT%26IP%20equipment%20and%20recently%20with%20transmission%20equipment.%20I%20have%20completed%20HCIA-R%26S%20and%20HCIA-WLAN%20certifications.%20I%20am%20here%20for%20learn%20and%20share%20with%20Huawei%20Enterprise%20Community.
SidzHuawei
Created Oct 2, 2019 14:32:06 Helpful(2) Helpful(2)

5 routers walk into a bar. Who has the keys? Designated router
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yogijain
MVE Created Oct 2, 2019 15:09:16 Helpful(2) Helpful(2)

WifiFunniest engineering joke ever [Discussion topic]-3074411-1
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MPatel
MVE Created Oct 2, 2019 16:16:45 Helpful(0) Helpful(0)

One guy call to engineer for help?
Engineer: open your windows and go to my computer.
Guy: wait for 5 min
Then hi came back after 10 min and said now can you say loudly because I can’t hear you I open my all home windows but I can’t see your computer here.
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ernesto_cupet6
MVE Created Oct 2, 2019 16:36:24 Helpful(3) Helpful(3)

TCP Protocol

"Can I tell you a TCP Joke?"
"Yes, Please tell me a TCP Joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP Joke."
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I%20am%20a%20Telecommunication%20Engineer%20with%209%20years%20of%20experience%20with%20IT%26IP%20equipment%20and%20recently%20with%20transmission%20equipment.%20I%20have%20completed%20HCIA-R%26S%20and%20HCIA-WLAN%20certifications.%20I%20am%20here%20for%20learn%20and%20share%20with%20Huawei%20Enterprise%20Community.
Peterhof
Created Oct 2, 2019 17:58:39 Helpful(5) Helpful(5)

Little son asked his father-engineer: "Pa, why does sun always rising up at the morning?"
Father answer him: "Son, if it works - DO NOT TOUCH (change) IT!"
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I%20am%20an%20IT%20engineer%20in%20the%20State%20Museum%20Reserve%20Peterhof.%20My%20job%20is%20keeping%20alive%20our%20network%2C%20servers%20and%20storages%20solutions%20and%20also%20preparing%20for%20purchasing%20new%20equipment%20and%20server%20software.
sebr
Created Oct 3, 2019 14:59:37 Helpful(2) Helpful(2)

A Type 1 LSA walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies 'Sure, take a seat, but you will have to stay in the area.'
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Network%20Engineer%20contractor%20based%20in%20the%20UK.%20%0AI%20have%20worked%20in%20the%20networking%20field%20for%20the%20last%209%20years%20and%20Linux%20servers%20before%20that.%20%20My%20main%20areas%20of%20expertise%20are%20routing%2C%20switching%2C%20firewalls%20and%20network%20automation%2F%20programming.
Jamalb
Created Oct 4, 2019 13:01:05 Helpful(1) Helpful(1)

when there is no coverage area, you may have check point in somewhere in the network ....:)
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violetta
Created Oct 8, 2019 08:36:07 Helpful(0) Helpful(0)

Guys, you're so funny!
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Mr.Jack
MVE Created Oct 8, 2019 19:49:14 Helpful(1) Helpful(1)

Where do you store your snowman in summer?


In the cloud..
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