Funniest engineering joke ever [Discussion topic]

MidoDido · Created Oct 1, 2019 20:28:46

A wife asks her husband, an engineer, "Darling, can you please go to the shop buy one pint of milk and if they have eggs, get a dozen!"

Off he goes. Half an hour later the husband returns with 12 pints of milk.

His wife stares at him and asks, "Why on earth did you get 12 pints of milk?"

"Well… they had eggs" he replied. Funniest engineering joke ever [Discussion topic]-3073975-1

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umaryaqub · Created Oct 2, 2019 02:48:23

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Manager asked the young engineer fresh out of university, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $100,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."

The HR Manager said, "Well, what would you say to a package of $200,000 a year, 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Mercedes?"

The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you joking?"

And the HR Manager said, "Of course, ...but you started it."

Irina · Created Oct 2, 2019 07:13:32

Posted by MidoDido at 2019-10-01 14:28A wife asks her husband, an engineer, "Darling, can you please go to the shop buy one pint of milk a ...

@MidoDido , good one Funniest engineering joke ever [Discussion topic]-3074115-1

Iulian · Created Oct 2, 2019 07:15:10

A VRRP packet walks into a bar...

It looks around, panics, kicks a stool, flips a table over, and sets the bar on fire, then runs outside screaming.

No one knows why.

Irina · Created Oct 2, 2019 07:16:44

Posted by umaryaqub at 2019-10-01 20:48 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Manager asked the young engineer fresh out ...

@umaryaqub , I'm sure that this happens more often than expected Funniest engineering joke ever [Discussion topic]-3074123-1

Iulian · Created Oct 2, 2019 07:20:24

What do you get when you cross a gangster with a communications protocol?

Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

umaryaqub · Created Oct 2, 2019 08:22:40

What do they call a group of network engineers ?
- An outage.

Irina · Created Oct 2, 2019 08:29:09

Posted by umaryaqub at 2019-10-02 02:22 What do they call a group of network engineers ?- An outage.

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ernesto_cupet6 · Created Oct 2, 2019 13:22:07

Factor of Safety:

Before studying engineering, if someone asked me what 1+1 is, I would have said "2."
Now, I'd say "I'm pretty sure it's 2, but we'd better make it 3 just to be safe."

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